November 18, 2003

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هاشم چوجوري دايناسور رفت:


حالا كه بحث اي داش هاشم پيش آمده و همتا در جريان ادام و زنده رفتنش قرار گيريفتن موخام رازي ره كه سالها توي سينه ما بچه محلا مانده بود ره بهتا بگم. خيلي وقتا مردم از مو و بقيه بچه ها مپرسيدن كه چرا به هاشم مگن دايناسور. وقتي كه كسي اي سوال ره مپرسيد همه مان فقط يك لبخند به طرف مزدم و جوابشه نمه دادم.


راستشه بخن هاشم خيلي بچه ي عجيبيه. يعني كلا خيلي كاراي عجيبي متنه بكنه كه هيچكس از پسش بر نميه. مثلا يك بطري 1 ليتري آبليموي گلچكان ره يك نفس سر مكشه!! يا يك بسته بيسكيوت ره با همو كاغذاش و پلاستيكاش موخوره. شايد شما بگن اي كارا شدنيه مويم اصراري ندرم كه هيچكس اي كارا ره نمتنه بكنه. اما يك كاري هاشم متنه بكنه كه عمرا هيچ كدومتا نمتنن انجام بدن. ديدن تو اي سيركا نوشون مدن كه يك نفر نفت موخوره و از دهنش موپاشه بيرون و آتيش مزنه؟ حتما مگن ايم شدنيه. صبر كن دداش بذار مو حرفمه بزنم بعد بوگو. بله داش هاشم ما عرق درگز ره موخورد و از دماغش موپاشيد بيرون و آتيش مزد!!!! مدنم كه همه تا شوكه رفتن. دوباره تكرار مكنم. بله اي داش هاشم ما عرق درگز ره موخورد و مرفستاد تو دماغش و از دماغش موپاشيد بيرون و آتيش مزد. همه تا مدنن كه عرق درگز چي قوتي دره و چقدر موسوزونه. (همينجي بهتا بگم يكي از ريفيقاي ما كه بره كار رفته بود تركيه موگوفت اونجي تو اي كارخانه هاي مشروب سازيشا يك 4 ليتري عرق درگز ره با 220 ليتر آب رقيق مكردن تا مردم بتنن بوخورن) اي تازه يكي از هنراي عجيبش بود. يكي ديگش اي بود كه وقتي جمعه ها با بچه ها مرفتم جاغرق وقتي قيلون ميكيشيد دودشه از گوشاش و دماغو و دهنش همزمان مداد بيرون!!! البته سولاخاي ديگشه ما نمديدم چه بسا از او قسمتا هم متنيسته اي كار ره بكنه!! بگذريم.


ديشب هم اي دانشگا ما سحري مداد اويم چولو گوشت. بره همي به همه بچه ها گفته بودم بين تا با هم يك حالي بكنم. قرار بود ممد تاكسي اول صادق ره ور دره و بعد برن دنبال علي و مسعود. آخرش هم اگه تنيستن برن دنبال اصغر تا هم صادق و اصغر ره آشتي بدن هم اويم بيه اونجه چون اصغر تو مفت خوري خيلي اوستا رفته. بچه ها كه مرسن به دم در انتظامات گير مده و به بچه ها مگه كارت دانشجويي تان كجايه؟ خلاصه بچه ها هر چي به اي ماموره گفتن كه ما دانشجويم و كارتما خانه مان جامانده و اي صبتا قوبول نكرده و راشا نداده. البته مويم وقتي دانشگا قوبول رفتم اي مامورا او اولا به مو گير مدادن كه كارتت كجايه. البته خوشبختانه مو كارت داشتم. فكر كنم اي لباساما يكم تابلو ريفته. مخصوصا او كافشن چرم مسعود و او شال گردني كه علي به پيشانيش مبنده وقتي سوار موتور مره و او شلوار ممد كه هر 5 تا مان توش جا مرم و پول 5 تا شلوار لي از اي مارك معروفا چي مگن؟ آلبرتو اولبرتو ره داده فقط بره پارچه كرپش.مو كه ديدم نيامدن خودم مشغول رفتم به خوردن. جاتا خالي چي حالي داد. چولو گوشت با نوشابه تگرگي. زولبيا هم مدادن كه يكم ريختم تو جيبام كه امشب سر افطار هم بوخورم. فقط يك مشكلي كه پيش آمد اي بود كه كافشنم كيثيف رفت و مجبور شدم بعد از 3 سال بوشورومش. موخاستم بره هميشه نو نگرش درم. قسمت نبود.



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